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Thread: WARNING: Albanian virus

  1. #1
    Myoldnamebroke
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    WARNING: Albanian virus

    Dear Virus Recipient

    You have been infected by an Albanian virus. Unfortunately, because our country is not very technologically advanced, this is a manual virus.

    Could you please delete all the files on your hard drive and then send this email to all your friends?

    Thank you for your co-operation.

  2. #2
    didou01
    Guest

    Of all the posts I could've clicked, it had to be this one...

    Oh well...

    c:\>format c:

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    "We're going to put the LAUGH back in SLAUGHTER"

  3. #3
    Stitch666
    Guest

    Heh.

  4. #4
    techleash
    Guest

    No!! Get it off!! Get it off!!!

    I'm sorry sir, this is a manual virus.

    techleash shocks himself..

    Argh!! Help me!! I'm being attacked by an albanian virus!!

    techleash shocks himself again..

  5. #5
    BlueGrin
    Guest

    I got this virus last summer, except it was just called the "honor System Virus"

    Thankfully, I've installed an antivirus program for such things and I no longer believe them. My Electric Monk does that for me now.

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    CLAN Larcenio Haul

    "Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if PacMan affected us as kids, we'd all run around munching on pills and listening to repetitive music..."

  6. #6
    CyberFish
    Guest

    My electric monk got a virus and started believing that it did not exist. Subsequently, it dissapeared from the face of the planet.

  7. #7
    Fred Chook
    Guest

    My Electric Monk beleives he's Ethel Merman.

  8. #8
    Defcon
    Guest

    Where can you get electronic monks?
    I need one to delete the porn/virus spam crap I get.

  9. #9
    BlueGrin
    Guest

    No, no, no. You're missing the point. the Electric Monk doesn't delete all the spam/virus crap. He just reads it and believes it for you, because you don't have time to believe it yourself.

    Marvelous invention really, I'm so glad I got one... and Fred, I'm so sorry about the Ethel Merman thing, that's a darn shame. Mine once thought he was Axl Rose, it was hell listening to him. That is, until he came down with a mysterious case of laryngitis and "refused" to perform.

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    CLAN Larcenio Haul

    "Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if PacMan affected us as kids, we'd all run around munching on pills and listening to repetitive music..."

  10. #10
    Defcon
    Guest

    Ahhh. Now where can I get one?

  11. #11
    Fred Chook
    Guest

    Go to where the sand is pink...

  12. #12
    GPMAgent
    Guest

    So what your saying is that this "Electric Monk" is actually a person that believes that Windows bugs are viruses (Essentially 3/4 the viruses that are publicised on the media)? Ah I see...

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