1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

[Oneiroscope]

#3566 You buy the complete series three times, just because you love the game so much you want to show Eidos that people will still buy it. Well, and because you have gone through three computers and two apartments and can't find the old copies anymore.

#3567 You buy a new laptop and one of your biggest concerns is "Can it play Thief?"

[intruder]

#3568 You are confused and also disappointed when playing other games because all surfaces cause the same walking sound.

#3569 You think about where to put the words Thief or Taffer into your PhD, even if it has nothing got to do with it at all.

[MissyK]

#3570 You have upgraded the desktop and laptop computers too much and Thief just won't run, no matter what you do---and you're going though massive Thief withdrawal to the point of rereading this thread from the beginning

[sNeaksieGarrett]

I know I shouldn't be responding about it here, but we need to fix that! You should be able to get it to run with some help. Are you familiar with ddfix? Myself or one of the others around here can help you out if you want.

[Jilly The Taffer]

#3571

You're obsessed with Thief so much that you make your fiance dress up as Garrett and force him to make Thief-inspired videos?

[Sticky Fingers]

[Dia]

#3571

You're obsessed with Thief so much that you make your fiance dress up as Garrett and force him to make Thief-inspired videos?

While you dress up as Viktoria?

[Dasubervixen]

#3572

Upon returning home from shopping, work, whatever. When you get to your front door. Instead of using a key to open it like everyone else. You pick the lock.

[sNeaksieGarrett]

Wish I could do that.

[Jilly The Taffer]

While you dress up as Viktoria?

Never thought about that

Now I'll get my revenge for his constant blackjackings....

[LordBafford]

#3571

You're obsessed with Thief so much that you make your fiance dress up as Garrett and force him to make Thief-inspired videos?

I love your Thief videos Jilly

Dronespace

[Dasubervixen]

#3573

You know the layout of Lord Bafford's manor as well as you do your own home.

[intruder]

#3574

You know the layout of Lord Bafford's manor better than you do your own home.

[sNeaksieGarrett]

#3573

You know the layout of Lord Bafford's manor as well as you do your own home.

[Dasubervixen]

#3574

You know the layout of Lord Bafford's manor better than you do your own home.

Nice

#3575: When turning off the lights before going to bed involves the use of water arrows.

#3576: You look at your reflection in a store window and think to yourself. "Does this hooded cloak make my butt look big?"

[Izztyrr]

3577, You pass gas and blame on the burrick.

[intruder]

#3577: The background music from Shipping and Receiving starts to play in your head, as soon as you get close to storage buildings or the port.

[Izztyrr]

3579, Your employer ask you to "Please use the elevator or stairs." Because the rope arrows are marring the outside of the building.

[Azaran]

#3573
You know the layout of Lord Bafford's manor as well as you do your own home.

I know it better than that of my own home

[Dasubervixen]

I know it better than that of my own home

You, me and probably most of the people who read these forums.

#3580

Someone takes a flash picture and you instinctively start running. Because you think its a flash bomb.

[intruder]

#3581

Someone takes a flash picture and you instinctively start to whack other people on their heads because you know you can take them out when they are still blinded by the flash

[zachary1975]

#3582

you go to the store and instead of going in and buying what you want, you wait outside knock people out as they come out and if they had what you want you take it from them.

[lost_soul]

#3583:

You dig out your old laptop from around the time Thief was released to see how well Thief will actually run on the thing. Then you connect the laptop to your big monitor and keyboard/mouse to play through the game with sluggish performance, because that is how you first experienced the game.

[zachary1975]

#3584

when you can pickpocket your friend for a joke. and give back what you pickpocketed.
i did this.

get it. spoiler as in joke spoiler.

[zachary1975]

61) You seriously consider carrying out the scenario mentioned in the MartThief thread.
(for those who may have missed this thread, try here: http://x14.dejanews.com/[ST_rn=qs]/getdoc.xp?AN=418371260&CONTEXT=91894501
8.612434008&hitnum=0

i know this post was made 10 years ago but i'll point out that a bad link was posted.