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  2. #802
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Pencil Vein Yah
    2645: You hear your friend/parent/roommate/fiance walk in the house whil you're playing Thief. In an effort to play surprise on them, you try to hide but you're only hiding in the game - you're running around a room [in the game], dousing torches and shutting off lights. You think you've found a hiding place, and you wait for them to walk through the door that you've doused the surrounding torches around...You wait, and meanwhile, IRL, they're standing behind you wondering what you're doing. When they tap you on your shoulder, you freak out.

    I don't know if anyone can relate to this, but I've done it so many times in so many 1st-person games.

  3. #803
    2647)You're teaching your little children the sounds of animals, like burricks, bugbeasts, treebeasts, etc...

  4. #804
    2648) You think you are sleeping, and thus dreaming, when you come off the computer.
    Stoked with fuel,
    We do the Builder's work.

  5. #805
    2649) The work 'click' translates into your head as 'frob'.
    Stoked with fuel,
    We do the Builder's work.

  6. #806
    Registered: Sep 2004
    Location: my brain, population: 20
    2650) you realize that by the majority of the media's reckoning you are the worlds greatest thief and proceed to prove it however you quickly realize that the media is wrong when you try to pickpocket a guard and are caught leading to a very frantic chase and your subsequesent imprisonment.
    Last edited by Jadon; 9th Mar 2005 at 19:48.

  7. #807
    Registered: May 2004
    Location: Sweden
    2651) You start reacting like the guard AI when you hear a strange noise in real life. True story, actualy.

  8. #808
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Lost City, Fire Talisman Tower
    2652) You make a conscious effort to prepare for the lift bug in "The Mage Towers" by dragging every damned crate in the complex to the entrance to the Air Tower....only to find all the lifts work fine.

  9. #809
    2653) You think it's high time to raise this thread from the dead!

  10. #810
    Registered: Mar 2004
    Location: Nova Scotia Canada
    2654 when you hear Hey! I'm going to the Bear Pits wann come with?
    You actually think about whether to go or not..

  11. #811
    Quote Originally Posted by spix's circlet
    2656) You decide to collate a Thief Lexicon and transcribe a Dark Project Novel out of compulsion for your sheer love and enjoyment of Thief.
    A bit of a play off that one:

    2657) You take the story of Dark Project and read it for the "story" assignment in speech, becuase you know no better stories than those of Garrett.

  12. #812
    Registered: Nov 2004
    Location: in the woodsies
    2658) After a whole week long session of playing Dark Project and fighter games, the thought of a Thief VS (insert favorite fighter game here) would be a dream come true.

  13. #813
    2659) You haven't played one of your Thief games for months, maybe even years. But you still think about it and when you finally start playing again it was as if you had never stopped.

  14. #814
    2660) It starts affecting your cat. She sits ontop of your monitor and tries to wack the guards on the screen with her paw as they walk past you.
    The Honest Thief - FMs, screenshots, DromED, links

    Zaccheus' hospital blog

  15. #815
    2661) You stare at the original TDP box (framed in your room) trying to convince yourself that you have never played it before so that you have an excuse when you tell your friends you just started playing...again.

  16. #816
    Registered: Dec 2004
    Location: Poland
    2663) Thief Thief Thief. Thief Thief, Thief Thief; Thief!!!

  17. #817
    Registered: May 2000
    Location: North of the equator.
    *Nedan looks at a few people on page 32 & wonders why they can't count*

    2670) When you get into an argument with your friend about why you feel "the cradle" in T3 is the best mission of all time.

  18. #818
    Registered: Mar 2003
    Location: USA California San Diego
    2671) When you sign your checks or any legal documents Gerret The master thief

    2672) When your closet is filled with only exact replicates of Garrett clothing

    2673) When you go to school in those clothing

    2674) When you sneek into your classrooms threw the windows

    2675) When you are put in the Insane Asylum because you tried to reinact Sabotage at Soulforge at the Sears Tower
    You are never too young to hold a Lightsaber

  19. #819

  20. #820
    2677) You find yourself casually whistling the same tunes the guards from Thief 1 and 2 do. (I know you all do it..... well, I do at least)

  21. #821
    I do it.

    2678) You make this thread into a book on a fan mission.

  22. #822
    Registered: Mar 2003
    Location: USA California San Diego
    2679) You liked Mugla movie and asked him to do a part 2
    Is there another one I thought that was good
    You are never too young to hold a Lightsaber

  23. #823
    'Twasn't mine. Search the thief-thecircle for more stuff like that (like Lego- thief, though can' t remember if it was there).

    As it is 'Falen 2', begs the question where's numero uno?

  24. #824
    Registered: Apr 2001
    Location: Quicksave.sav
    2680) You look at page 32 and feel strangely smug that you devoted (wasted?!) roughly 4 more years on Thief than most of the people posting.

    Oh, and I do the whistling too. That, and saying "Huh? Summm-wunn thurrr?" in the Bennyvoice (tm) even when (in fact, only when) I know I'm alone.....

  25. #825
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Belton Missouri
    2681) While going on a hike in the woods you come across a frog in your trail. You immediately step way the hell back to avoid his blast radius.

    * true story

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