Reply With Quote2638. You practice your sneaking skills daily by sneaking up behind people and pulling their hoods over their head (I do this!)
2635 It's about 11pm and your supposed to go to Oxford tommorow with some friends but you don't go to bed because you're too busy posting things on this thread.
2636 You don't bother reading books more than a few pages long (probably been said before)
2637 Your friends think your totaly mad, but they continue to tolerate your chants, whistles, Trickster poems, Garrett comments and they constantly hold you back as you attempt to knock out the police.
Stoked with fuel,
We do the Builder's work.
2638. You practice your sneaking skills daily by sneaking up behind people and pulling their hoods over their head (I do this!
2639 You construct makeshift flash bombs out of LED microlights.
2640 In 1/2 an hour you supposed to be walking into town to meet your friends but your too busy adding things to this list.
2641 Your ancient history has been erased from your mind and replaced with Karath Din (is that how you spell it?)
Stoked with fuel,
We do the Builder's work.
2642) When Visiting Harewood house in yorkshire, Britain, you find yourself considering possible break-in routes, escape possibilities and most valuable pieces of loot to be grabbed.
2643) u go around killing everyone for fun then try and load at the end of the massacre to it properly, now that u know where everyone is and the layout of the "level"
2644) u keep reaching behind u expecting to be abble to pull out a fire arrow from ur quiver.
(2645) you have been playing thief foe to long when you try to work out how to build a noise arrow
(2646) you have been playing thied for to long when you actualty try to build a noise arow
(2647) You flagg down a cab and tell the driver to take you to Lord Bafford's mansion.
(2648) You show all your friends the map of the Bonehoard that you drew from memory.
2649) What ever you are doing, saying and thinking, Thief is being constantly thought about in the back of your mind.
Stoked with fuel,
We do the Builder's work.
2650 You dream that you must bring Thief to the world and that you must teach everyone the ways of Thief and of its glory and beauty.
Stoked with fuel,
We do the Builder's work.
2651) You dream that you are Garrett and you find the bow upgrade. Then you use the bow upgrade to directly kill The Trickster and Karras.
2652) you know when you have been playing thief for too long when all of your default key bindings on your key bourd are encrusted due to sweating over your key bourd
2653)you know you have been playing thief for too long when you suddenly realise you need to get a disertation in tomorow and you actualy wrote a thief fan fiction.
2654) You are delighted by the fact your new fan mission is online. You throw an expensive party.
If you are interested in a new Thiefy experience why not try 'Borrington's Castle' at http://www.thief-thecircle.com/ ?
Stoked with fuel,
We do the Builder's work.
2655- When you go to a funeral, you bring a vial of holy water.(just in case)
I hope this wasnt used already, i didnt read the other 2654
It has, a good many times. But do not be ashamed. You're not the only to repeat themselves on this thread.
Stoked with fuel,
We do the Builder's work.
2656) Your happy because this thread represents the Thief Spirit for the last six(?) years. But your also sad since you know a lot of the people who posted here don't play anymore, and you weren't around during the Golden Age, you consider REALLY stopping thief, instead of just saying so.
2657) Your happy again because you remember that Thief 3 is coming out, and that even if you missed the Golden Age, maybe, just maybe I... I mean you, can be part of a second one, and you feel all warm inside.
(2657) when you`re ever in trouble you think "At least I can press alt+E."
(2658) You actually own a long, black cloak with a generous hood that hides your face in shadow, a cosh, a small and concealable yet high poundage bow and a quiver of arrows.
(2659) You can use all of the above.
(2659) you keep a notebook to sketch every place you go. upon returning you build it in dromed and play it thinking "this practice will really help" but don`t ever do anything.
No 2660 - you hang around the various Thief forums giving tech support and trying to help out even though you don't have the game yet, because you just want to asociate with people who have.
(2661) you have a thief themed wedding.
(2662) your wedding entrance includes a rope arrow.
Now Thief 3 is out lets add some new ones to the list:
2663: When hearing somebody with a cold and a sorethroat you immediatly run for cover thinking they are an Enforcer.
ooops, I caught myself using Hammerite style ai barks at work today
2665> Your "todo" list is now your objectives, and if anything changes, in your best garrett voice you explain why (out loud).
2667> When you walk into any fog, you instinctively move your mouse-hand to the yes position.
Last edited by jake the Taffer; 29th Jun 2004 at 18:04.
2668 (I think)
You come home and decide you want to change the paint on the walls to something that REALLY makes a statment! "Hey! how about pink and purple triangles!!!"
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