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  1. #676
    Lessee...

    2502) When you get up at night and can't see a thing, you automatically think that you have to make the room darker and fiddle with the gamma correction.

  2. #677
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: Seattle
    2503) You feel so guilty about submitting so many pointless posts to reach 2500 that you rack your brains to think of new ideas in a pathetic attempt to make up for it.

    2504) After spending all day, everyday, playing Thief you can't understand why you have no money since you pocketed thousands of golds worth of jewelry in your last mission alone.

    2505) You spend hours and hours reading posts, re-reading posts, and submitting posts to TTLG because in RL you have alienated everyone by calling them taffers, hitting them over the head with blunt obects when they weren't looking, and stealing their wallets.

  3. #678
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2002
    Location: tampere,finland
    2506) when you look at this list of 2505 and for a moment think of it in terms of a loot objective and go "well, it's not that much"

  4. #679
    2507) You already start plotting on getting your hands on the 3000th post, even if it means posting 492 clues all by yourself in the same post.

  5. #680
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    That will be difficult because of the 15000 characters per post limit

  6. #681
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    2508). You're doing your paper route, and all you can think about is getting to the front door, and picking it undetected.

    2509). You're doing your paper route, and someone says "Hello". You run off and look for some good shadows.

    2510). That person has a question, and follows you, looking for you, not knowing that you're in a bush, and looks awful perplexed when he/she ends up whacked with a rolled up newspaper!

  7. #682
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    2511). You're friend asks if you want to play a little basketball, so you fire up "A Keeper's Training".

    2512). You're friend invites you over, and finds you not at the front door, but at the back door, which a twig stuck in the lock.

    2513). You whack your friend with a nerf bat when he finds you.

  8. #683
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: Canada, eh?
    holy mother of CRAP! this thread is still up? jeez...talk about relics

    2512) when you start to quote guard dialogues word for word, you friend jumps in and does the other guard
    "Ignorance is no excuse for anything except learning." --N.R.
    "Luck? we don't need no stinking luck! we've got cod on our side!"--Johnny G.

  9. #684
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    2513). You're playing tag with your friends and/or siblings, and you jump up on the table to escape...the person who's "it" jumps up as well, and you cry out: "WHAT!? You can't jump or mantle", and he/she looks at you most perplexedly!

    Spike14

  10. #685
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    2514). You don't understand why, after kangeroo hopping down the street for hours, you're tired, and not going any faster than you were when you started!

    2515). You try to stand on a stack of bottles...only it doesn't work.

  11. #686
    2518) You shake your fist at seeing this thread desecrated by a double-double post and yet another numerotation mix up. *grumble*

  12. #687
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    Originally posted by Thiefsie Fool
    2518) You shake your fist at seeing this thread desecrated by a double-double post and yet another numerotation mix up. *grumble*


    2519). You feel as though you've desecrated something holy when you mis-post at this thread.



    Spike14

  13. #688
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Nottingham, England
    2520) Whilst in a supermarket every time you put an item into your basket you hum the Objective Complete noise, and tick off the item on your list with a red marker pen.

    Blue Sky

  14. #689
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    2521) You wonder why the admins still did not write a submission form for this thread that numbers the clues automatically.

  15. #690
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    Originally posted by Blue Sky
    2520) Whilst in a supermarket every time you put an item into your basket you hum the Objective Complete noise, and tick off the item on your list with a red marker pen.
    2522). You're asked if you're still going to the supermarket, and you say, "Oh, no, that objective is inactive."

    Spike14

  16. #691
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Victoria, B.C., Canada
    2523). You lean around a corner and don't understand why everyone can see you!

    2524). When you step into the shadow, you look for your "vis gem".

    Spike14

  17. #692
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: Seattle
    2524) Every time you are in someone elses house, you have an irresistable urge to lean over and look into their sink for water crystals, gold plates, and fancy china.

    2525) You always check fireplaces for fire crystals and secret doors.

    2526) Your friends often have to stop you when try step off of high places, because you think that because there is a slope at the bottom you will land unhurt.

    2527) You wonder if anyone will ever consolidate all these posts and eliminate all the repeats.

  18. #693
    New Member
    Registered: Jul 2002
    Location: wayne,mi
    2528)When you go into shock when you open the forums and think" OMG!! This thread is still active!!!"

    So you decide to read from the beginning only to reach the end............ and realize you just wasted 3 1/2 hours
    You could've use to playing Thief..........

    2529) when you decide to waste at least one more clue just to do it.

  19. #694
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2002
    2529: You dream you're Garrett.

    Not kidding - night before last I dreamed I was Garrett in real life. I sure wish he could kick the guards like I did in the dream. I sure wish *I* could kick like I did in the dream... But there was this light in a niche that kept lighting up the visibility gem at the bottom of my vision...
    I am Garrett of Thief. Resistance is futile - you will be robbed. Your individual wealth will be added to my own.

  20. #695
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2002
    Location: Tulsa
    2530) you find yourself listening to how other people talk, and trying to decide if they would make a good addition to your voice-overs as guards in your fan mission.

    2531) your addicted to making sure this thread stays alive until after the release of Thief III.

  21. #696
    Member
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: in the wabe
    (2532) Your significant other wonders why you only ever seem to have sex during the day and you don't have the heart to tell them that it's because night time is Thief time.

    (2533) You FINALLY find a copy of Thief gold and spend the significant others birthday money buying it. You are genuinely surprised that they could get angry that you didn't buy them a gift because... well... it's Thief Gold!

  22. #697
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Texas Transplant
    (2534) You go into a Mexican restaurant, and are surprised to see burrick on the menu. Doing a double take, you see that it says burrito.

  23. #698
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: UK Portsmouth
    Sorry if some of these have already been said but i have had to skip read the past 1000.

    2535) When mourning ur dead relatives in a grave yard you see an unlit torch. You cautiosly walk up to it, draw your home made fire arrow ( match on the end of lolly stick)
    and set the torch alight expecting one of the gravestones to move aside and reveal a passage way to the horn of quintis.

    2536) Like Helga has a shrine to Arnold in her closet, u have one to garrett in ur closet

    2537) whenever ur parents/wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/teacher nags you, u reply with 'huh...keepers'

  24. #699
    2535) I was walking down a hospital corridor, and just before it changed from shiny floor to carpet floor, my wife stops to put on her pullover. I instinctively moved onto the carpet area and waited there.
    The Honest Thief - FMs, screenshots, DromED, links

    Zaccheus' hospital blog

  25. #700
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: UK Portsmouth
    2536: when applying to join the secret service/mi5/kgb etc your application form says under experience... Extensive thief gameplay. Upon being turned down u remember u forgot to mention that u had ghosted and looted through all levels. Upon being turned down again u attempt to ghost the headquarters of the mi5/kgb/secret service just to teach them a lesson.. only to be shot.

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