I'd buy that for a dollar

[Gingerbread Man]

I was just casually patrolling "teh fourms" when a strange Google ad caught my eye. And this is what it said:


And I stared at it. Whatever could this portend? I hesitated before clicking and deliberately did not look at where the link lead. Would it be a search engine? A pornography site? Or would the absolute Worst Case Scenario happen and I be plunge into a vortex of both time AND space?

Clearly it was necessary to find out.

And it went here.

And then as I came into CommChat to make this completely worthless thread, I saw this:



And now I don't know what to think.

[Ko0K]

I wanna touch the monkeys.

[kidmystik101]

Bikini waxing monkeys?


I think my brain just snapped.

[jtr7]

Monkey pr0n!

"The Brazilian"



That fairy face scared me befoe I realized what I was looking at. Well, it still scares me, but not as much.

[scumble]

http://www.romsteady.net/blog/2007/0...g-monkeys.html

http://www.preblogging.com/adsense-monkey/

Apparently it has been confusing the internet generally

[henke]

Do you get to wax the monkeys or do the monkeys wax you?

[jtr7]

Well, since it's your birthday, you get waxed. Have a good one! A birthday, that is!

"You look like a mon-key.
You smell like one, too."

[Jeshibu]

I think they meant "Try bikini waxing, monkeys!"
No-one appreciates my hairiness.

Also, remember the hilarity when searching for "black people" on Google and MSN would get you an eBay ad for cheap black people?

[Rug Burn Junky]

here.

Those are the ugliest goddamn fairies I've seen since Sypha.

[MrDuck]

I'll buy 2.

[Peanuckle]

The ad at the top of my screen offers a course to Thief River Falls College. Now lets think: How badass is that college? Does Garret teach there? Does the rec center offer a castle tower for a climbing wall? Do you have to supply your own arrows?

I'm thinking of signing up for shadows 101, but I heard that the coursework in Theoretical Dromedics 230 teaches the same stuff. Any recommendations?

[Turtle]

I get 'No More Pubic Hair Ever' and I'm thinking of having my wife click on it.

[Oskar Cruo]

I'll buy 2.

Want to share the postal costs? Im ordering too!